OFFICE DUBA

*Well folks, I apparently had no idea what I was doing on this blog deal. I have since tried learning a little bit about everything. I just want to write, get stuff off my mind, and hopefully make people care about some things, trivial and non-trivial, in this world.*

Let me just say that right now, I am sitting at work awaiting 5'oclock. I cannot believe that I am going to have to live like this for the rest of my life. It is horse shit that I, let alone anybody else, am going to work Monday through Friday, 8-5 (at least), for the next 30+ years. At current inflation rates, and with all that work behind me, that should equate to a salary of approximately $5.6 billion per year. My office has become female dominated, and the voices are cracking as I type. In fact, I type this as they eat in hopes they do not approach me to ask what I am doing. They're not bad people, we can all have fun.

What is weird is that the main and secondary office are manly, dominated by balls and hair throughout the offices. It is weird that the tertiary office (I feel we don't qualify as a secondary office as we are still sometimes an afterthought down here) does not follow the same pattern

Anywho, I just wanted to allow a peak into my office. The picture taken above is just 2/3 of my personal office space. It is hard to imagine such a relative newcomer to professionalism has so much office space I am sure. To the right of me you will see two collages of pictures I made with me and my wife. I have yet to get a wedding photo in there, but I have one on my computer desktop which I will pause to look at...okay so you can't see it.

To the left of me, over my shoulder, you see a fire extinguisher.

Hope you enjoyed my office!

P.S. Did anybody else notice that the only thing missing from that picture was a ladder to move up on?